🐾 Ace’s Diary – Entry #12: The Great Window Incident 🐱

Dear Diary,

This morning was bananas. I was minding my own business, curled up in my blanket burrito, when I overheard the dogs gossiping like a pack of drama llamas.

Apparently, Reggie—yes, that Reggie—tried to be like his sisters, Arya and Willow, who love sticking their noses out the car window like it’s some kind of wind buffet. Reggie, in his usual jealous fashion, decided he wanted in on the action. But here’s the thing… Reggie is built like a sack of potatoes with legs.

So when he jumped up to get his snout in the breeze, he overshot the mark and launched himself out the window. OUT. THE. WINDOW.

Willow said Dad’s face turned ghost-white. Arya couldn’t stop laughing and said Reggie looked like a flying duffel bag doing parkour. Thankfully, Dad pulled over like a superhero, scooped Reggie up, checked him over, and gave him a full spa treatment when they got home—new sweater, lotion on his road rash, the works.

I still can’t believe it happened. Reggie’s grounded. No more windows down for him. Ever.

Bellatrix, of course, chimed in with, “Why didn’t you escape while you had the chance?”

Reggie, still salty, replied, “Because I’m not a criminal, I’m a victim of gravity.”

I’m never riding in a car with those maniacs.

Sincerely,

Ace – Witness to Chaos 🐾