Okay, so… the haunted hiney?
Silenced.
Was it the ghost of Chipmunk past? Maybe. I vaguely remember eating one. Or maybe it was just a dream? A good dream. The kind that makes your tail twitch in your sleep.
But let’s be real—this time of year? Not many good dreams. It’s spooky, it’s dark, it’s cold, and Mom’s watching Stranger Things. I mean… have you seen that show? Weird noises, flickering lights, and absolutely terrifying stuff on the TV.
Do you know what a Demogorgon is?
I’ll tell you what it is:
It’s so scary I have to close my eyes and my hiney howls. Like, full-on ghost wail from the butt region. Not ideal.
Still, I’m brave. I’ve got my blanket. I’ve got Mom.
And if that Demogorgon shows up here?
I’ll bark first. Then run. Then bark again from under the bed.
— Arya, the Haunted Hiney Hero 🐾👻🛌