🐾 Hiro’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾 “Bowling Ball with Legs” – The Tragedy of a Fluffy Hero

Dear Diary,

Today was another emotionally exhausting day in the Harvey household. Bellatrix—yes, that Bellatrix—called me fat again. Not “fluffy.” Not “majestic.” Just plain fat. She didn’t even whisper it. She said it loud enough for the humans to hear, and I swear Reggie snorted.

I tried to ignore her. I really did. But then I saw him…

Puss in Boots.

My hero. My muse. My inspiration.

And guess what? He’s not fat anymore. He’s sleek. Agile. Wearing that hat like he’s on a Vogue cover. I remember him being round and relatable in the last movie. Now he’s all action-star and I’m just… a bowling ball with legs.

I slouched on the stairs today, hoping gravity would redistribute my fluff. It didn’t. Bellatrix walked by and said, “Nice pose, Hiro. You look like a furry beanbag chair.” I hissed. She laughed. I cried inside.

She’s been mean ever since she got cast in Harry Kitty and the Kitten Cone. She thinks she’s some kind of magical diva now. Always waving her tail like it’s a wand. Always judging. Always reminding me that I didn’t get the role of “Hairmione.”

I just want one day without commentary. One day where I can eat my kibble in peace and not be compared to a rotund fruit.

Anyway, I’m going to nap now. Maybe dream of a world where Puss in Boots loves bowling balls. Or where Bellatrix gets turned into a hairless Sphynx.

With fluff and frustration,

Hiro