🐾 Reggie’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾

“The Magical Leg Sauce”

Dear Diary,

Something incredible happened today.

I was lounging upside down, as one does when one is a majestic beast of comfort, when my human walked by smelling like a spa exploded on his legs. I sniffed. I licked. And then… BOOM. I was in a happy place. Like, tail-wagging, cloud-floating, bacon-scented bliss.

What is this magical leg sauce? Is it food? Is it potion? Is it… love?

I don’t know what it is, but I need it. I must have it. I will lick his legs every time I smell this glorious liquid. Lotion? Oil? Human gravy? Doesn’t matter. I’m committed.

Bellatrix says I’m weird. Hiro says I’m gross. I say I’m enlightened.

Anyway, I’m going to nap upside down again and wait for the next leg treatment. Maybe I’ll dream of swimming in a tub of it. Maybe I’ll bottle it and sell it as “Reggie’s Elixir of Joy.”

With tongue out and tail wagging,

Reggie