Today was another exciting day in Dad’s work world. I perched nearby, as usual, watching him tap away at those magical clicky things. I’m not sure what they do, but when I jump on them, they make all kinds of fun noises—and sometimes Dad makes noises too. I think I’m helping. He hasn’t said otherwise.
But the best part? The bird portal. Somehow, Dad has trapped birds inside these glowing screens! Some are bright and beautiful, some sing like they’re auditioning for Cat Idol, and some… well, they look like they want to fight me. I saw one today with a face so scrunched up I thought it was mad at me. Is that why they made a movie called Angry Birds? Seems suspicious.
Anyway, I kept watch all day. Dad says I’m his little assistant. I say I’m the Chief Bird Analyst. Tomorrow, I plan to investigate the snack drawer. For science.
— Smokey 🐾