Dear Diary,
I stole it. The thing Ace humps. He’s terrible at it. No form. No commitment. So I took it. I’m showing him how it’s done.
But that’s not the real issue.
I overheard Ace talking to Onyx. Something about Onyx escaping to join a resistance. A resistance. What a joke, right?
Still… I’m not taking chances.
I’ve got my eyes open. My ears peeled. If there’s a resistance forming, I’ll squash it before it spreads. I’m the only one keeping this household from descending into chaos. The cats are scheming. Ace is sneaky. Bellatrix is dangerous. And Onyx? He’s seen things.
I am Reggie. I am the watchdog. I am the enforcer. I am the hump master. And I will not let this prison fall.
— Signed, Reggie the Defender