🍂 Reggie’s Fall Diary – “The Pillow Warmer Chronicles” 🍂

The leaves are crunchy, the air is chilly, and my hiney? Still sensitive. I don’t understand why Mom and Dad get so upset when I sit on things. Outside, the concrete is freezing, so I sit on Arya. She’s warm and squishy. Inside, I seek out the softest, coziest spot in the house: Mom’s pillow.

I even warm it up for her. With farts. Because I’m thoughtful like that. But for some reason, she doesn’t appreciate my efforts. She says, “Reggie, no!” but I know deep down she hates cold pillows. Humans are weird.

Anyway, happy fall. May your hiney always find something soft to sit on.

– Reggie 🍁