Dear Diary,
Today was a disaster. It’s so cold outside that when I licked the water bowl, it stuck to my tongue. Yes, STUCK. I panicked and ran, and the bowl chased me for a second before it finally let go. Arya and Willow? Laughing. Laughing so hard I swear Arya almost fell over.
Dad put water out, but it froze in less than an hour. I know because I watched the clock while Willow kept whining to go outside. Why? It’s like hell froze over out there.
Thank goodness Dad replaced that evil metal bowl with a plastic one. I’m never trusting metal again. Ever.
Now I’m back inside, wrapped in blankets with Arya and Willow. I’m still embarrassed, but at least I’m warm.
Love,
Reggie 🐾