One Toad Photography
Dear Diary, It’s happened. I’ve surrendered. The Great Escape is officially canceled. These humans have mastered the art of door wizardry and window sorcery. I tried everything—meows, stealth, even the ol’ “pretend to be cute and confused” routine. Nothing. They’re onto me. I remain suspicious of the tall ones. They move like caffeinated squirrels—quiet one […]
Dear Diary, Today I am feeling fabulous. Like, cover of Dogue fabulous. I saw Smokey’s diary entry and decided it’s time someone brought a little glamour to this household. I’m here to out-pose that chill fluffball and claim my rightful spot as the most photogenic creature in the living room. But let’s talk about the […]
Dear Diary, Dad still hasn’t filled the bird feeders. Again. The backyard is a barren wasteland of empty hooks and broken promises. Bellatrix, ever the drama queen, filed a formal complaint with the Department of Feline Affairs. She even used her angry tail swish signature. Very official. Meanwhile, one rogue bird has taken it upon […]
Dear Diary, Halloween is over, but the creepy hasn’t left. It’s darker now. Colder. The wind howls like it knows something I don’t. The leaves are gone, and the shadows are longer. I swear the house makes new noises every night. Mom and Dad are obsessed with the magic screen again. They call it Stranger […]
Dear Diary, Today began with the usual comforts: soft blankets, Ace’s fluffy snuggles, and the quiet hum of morning. I curled up in my favorite spot, basking in the warmth of our shared nap nest. But then… the betrayal. Dad slept in. An hour longer. I waited patiently, giving him the benefit of the doubt. […]
