🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #22

🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #22

Dear Diary, Life is good. I’m getting all the Reggie rubs I deserve, snuggles galore, and the occasional snack when I flash my “I’m the good one” eyes. Honestly, I’ve earned it. Especially after surviving another day with Bellatrix the Menace. Just the other day, I...
Smoked meats!

Smoked meats!

What food would you say is your specialty? I love smoking briskets, ribs, and pork butts. I can provide a juicy, flavorful meal for your family. All types of ribs but baby back are probably my favorite. Briskets are one of my other favorites. I have it down to a...
🐾 Bellatrix’s Prison Diary – Entry #47

🐾 Bellatrix’s Prison Diary – Entry #47

Dear Diary, Today was almost my last. I was lounging innocently on the stair landing, contemplating the meaning of life (and kibble), when the chief prison guard thundered up the stairs like a rhinoceros in a rage. I swear on my last Temptations treat—I barely escaped...
Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises...