Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy...
Arya’s Diary – October Edition

Arya’s Diary – October Edition

The Season of Barking and Demons So… we got new collars. Not the cute kind with flowers or bones. Nope. These are training collars. You know why? Because Reggie is a menace. A loud, blanket-burrowing, cat-hating menace. He barks when the humans pet someone else. He...