Bellatrix’s Diary 1/19/2026

Bellatrix’s Diary 1/19/2026

Dear Diary, It’s me, Bellatrix. Supreme ruler of warmth, blankets, and good taste. I cannot fathom why my humans insist on living in this frozen wasteland. This isn’t just cold. This is the kind of cold that steals tongues, dignity, and all joy. I still remember when...
Bellatrix’s Diary – January 9th

Bellatrix’s Diary – January 9th

Dear Diary, January 9, 2026 – Another day in this infernal prison they call “home.” The guards have finally done something mildly entertaining: they’ve set up this ridiculous spying perch by the window, where I can lounge and watch the birds pecking...
Ace’s Diary – “Operation Dog Life”

Ace’s Diary – “Operation Dog Life”

Dear Diary, Today was another thrilling episode of Snuggles & Naps: The Series. The couch is my kingdom, and my royal subjects (Willow, Reggie, and that Frenchie with the tongue problem) are all here, stacked like sardines. I’m the fluffy one in the middle,...
Ace’s Diary – “Cold Days and Garage Dreams”

Ace’s Diary – “Cold Days and Garage Dreams”

Dear Diary, Today is… cold. Ridiculous cold. The kind of cold that makes me question all my life choices, like why I ever left the warm couch to chase adventure. At least I’ve got a temporary reprieve—snuggled up here with the dogs. They’re like living space heaters,...