Smokey’s Diary

Smokey’s Diary

Dear Diary, Another glorious day of lounging. The sunbeam hit the couch just right this morning, so I claimed it before Ace could even think about it. I spent a solid hour watching the fish swim in lazy circles. They’re not very bright, but they’re mesmerizing. I...
🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

ā€œFrom Palm to Paradiseā€ Dear Diary, Sometimes I daydream about the days when I could fit in the palm of my master’s hand. I was tiny. I was adored. I got all the attention. Reggie wasn’t bouncing around like a maniac yet, and Bellatrix hadn’t started her reign of...
🐾 Hiro’s Diary 🐾

🐾 Hiro’s Diary 🐾

ā€œBeauty Queen vs. The Bellatrix Menaceā€ Dear Diary, I am at my wits’ end. Truly. Deeply. Catastrophically. Bellatrix is a domestic terrorist. There, I said it. She’s not just mean—she’s possessed. I’ve seen her eyes glow. I’ve heard her mutter curses. The other day,...
🐾 Smokey’s Diary 🐾

🐾 Smokey’s Diary 🐾

ā€œBellatrix the Banshee & The Weekend of Snugglesā€ Dear Diary, I still don’t understand Bellatrix. She’s always grumpy. Always scheming. The other day, the humans were talking a little loud—nothing wild—and she just bit their heads. One by one. No warning. Just...
🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

ā€œShoes, Sleep, and Secret Missionsā€ Dear Diary, I don’t get it. Bellatrix keeps calling this place a prison. A prison?! Are you kidding me? This is the greatest place on Earth. The moment I arrived, I saw it: my master’s shoe. It was glorious. The scent? Aged leather,...