Reggie’s Diary. 3/15/2026

Reggie’s Diary. 3/15/2026

Dear Diary, Today I woke up exhausted. Not physically—emotionally. Because I was busy all night being an absolute legend in my dreams. First, the squirrels.Oh, the squirrels.In my dream, I finally caught one. Just one. I didn’t even want to eat it. I just wanted to...
Willow’s Diary. 3/12/2026

Willow’s Diary. 3/12/2026

Dear Diary, I turned 8 recently, which means I am officially too mature, too wise, and way too tired for Reggie’s nonsense. Let’s start with the barking.Reggie barks at everything. Doors. Stairs. Mom. Dad. The idea of movement. Someone breathes upstairs? BARK. A door...
Reggie’s diary. 3/9/2026

Reggie’s diary. 3/9/2026

Dear Diary, I have discovered my true calling. Not model. Not athlete. Not “good boy” (that ship sailed years ago). I am a seat warmer.And also… an air quality disruptor. Today I sat on everyone.Mom? Sat on her.Dad? Sat on him harder.Other dogs? Absolutely sat on them...
Reggie’s diary 3/7/2016

Reggie’s diary 3/7/2016

Dear Diary, Today was a dark chapter in my life. I was locked up in the kennel THREE TIMES.THREE.TIMES. Mom and Dad weren’t home, which apparently means Reggie goes to jail. I can now confirm what Bellatrix has been saying all along — this place is a PRISON. Bars....
Arya’s Diary 3/5/2026

Arya’s Diary 3/5/2026

Dear Diary, It’s me, Arya.I am writing this while keeping one eye open because the Haunted Heinie is BACK. I know it is. I was sleeping peacefully this morning—dreaming about snacks I haven’t earned yet—when I heard it.Right behind me.A noise.A suspicious noise.The...