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Dear Diary, Yesterday… I flew. It started out like any other glorious car ride. Arya and Willow had their snouts out the back windows, catching all the good smells. I was up front with Dad, feeling the wind in my jowls, living the dream. I thought, “Hey, I can do that too. I’m just as […]
Dear Diary, Today I am feeling fabulous. Like, cover of Dogue fabulous. I saw Smokey’s diary entry and decided it’s time someone brought a little glamour to this household. I’m here to out-pose that chill fluffball and claim my rightful spot as the most photogenic creature in the living room. But let’s talk about the […]
Dear Diary, Halloween is over, but the creepy hasn’t left. It’s darker now. Colder. The wind howls like it knows something I don’t. The leaves are gone, and the shadows are longer. I swear the house makes new noises every night. Mom and Dad are obsessed with the magic screen again. They call it Stranger […]
Dear Diary, Today was one of the roughest days I’ve ever had. My brain feels like it’s been through a blender. Ace hit me with so many riddles, I started questioning the meaning of life. I tried to keep up, I really did—but somewhere between “What has hands but can’t clap?” and “What gets wetter […]
Halloween was actually scary. Creepy noises, weird shadows, and strangers in bizarre costumes kept popping up. Mom and Dad got to sit by a warm fire, but Willow, and I were stuck outside freezing. Reggie was fine—he had some kind of fancy coat like he’s the king of the backyard. Typical. The only good thing? […]
Dear Diary, Today is the big day—and I’m ready. Ready to be loud. Ready to bark. Ready to make sure no one surprises me or anyone else. If a leaf rustles weird, I’m on it. If the wind whistles funny, I’m already halfway through a bark. I’m basically the household’s personal alarm system with fur […]
Today was awesome. Mom and Dad took me shopping! I strutted through the aisles like I owned the place. I picked out two warm sweaters for winter—one even has a hood, so now I look just like Dad when he wears his hoodie. I’m basically his twin, but with better fur. The days are getting […]
🐾 Dear Diary, Today, I felt like royalty. King Reggie, ruler of the living room, master of the couch, and wearer of Dad’s hat. Yep, his hat. It fits me like it was made for my majestic head. And now that it’s getting colder, Dad’s been busting out his winter collection—soft, warm, head-hugging masterpieces. I […]
Okay, so… the haunted hiney? Silenced. Was it the ghost of Chipmunk past? Maybe. I vaguely remember eating one. Or maybe it was just a dream? A good dream. The kind that makes your tail twitch in your sleep. But let’s be real—this time of year? Not many good dreams. It’s spooky, it’s dark, it’s […]
I’m not saying there’s a problem… But there’s a problem. There are not enough blankets in this bed. I’ve checked. Twice. I even burrowed. Still cold. What are my humans thinking? This is Wisconsin. It’s practically the Arctic in here. Thankfully, Mom gets it. She turned the heat on the other day. I saw it. […]
The leaves are crunchy, the air is chilly, and my hiney? Still sensitive. I don’t understand why Mom and Dad get so upset when I sit on things. Outside, the concrete is freezing, so I sit on Arya. She’s warm and squishy. Inside, I seek out the softest, coziest spot in the house: Mom’s pillow. […]
Today was one of those days where the sun felt warm, but my heart didn’t. I stretched out on the patio couch, belly up, legs in the air like Bolt used to do when he wanted belly rubs and mischief. I miss him. I miss him so much. Bolt was my best buddy. He was […]