Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Dear Diary, I would like to formally announce that my energy levels are currently set to “unhinged squirrel on espresso.” I have not been on a walk in what feels like an eternity. Possibly years. Possibly since the dawn of time. Hard to say. Time has lost all meaning....
Arya’s diary. 3/3/2026

Arya’s diary. 3/3/2026

Dear Diary, It’s me, Arya. I won. I got Mom and the fuzzy blanket. And let me tell you, Reggie was right — this blanket is like a cloud and a rabbit had a baby. It is the softest thing I have ever felt. Now I just want to know… why was Mom hiding this amazing treasure...
Reggie’s Diary and standup comedy. 3/2/2026

Reggie’s Diary and standup comedy. 3/2/2026

Dear Diary, Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, two‑leggers and four‑leggers alike. My name is Reggie, and I’ll be your stand‑up comedian tonight. Please hold your applause—my paws are very sensitive. Let’s start with squirrels.You ever notice squirrels act like they...
Reggie’s Diary 3/1/2026

Reggie’s Diary 3/1/2026

Dear Diary, I would like to officially go on record and state, for the millionth time, THAT WAS NOT MY FART.Everyone looked at me. Everyone.But I swear on my favorite blanket burrito—it was Arya. She did it. Silent. Deadly. Walked away like an angel. I’m the victim of...
Willow’s Diary 2/24/2026

Willow’s Diary 2/24/2026

Dear Diary, It is cold outside. Now, let me be very clear: I am not cold. Reggie is cold. Arya is cold. Dad claims he is not cold, but I can already tell he’s going to use the temperature as an excuse for No Walks Today, which is honestly the greatest injustice of...
Reggie’s Diary 2/23/2026

Reggie’s Diary 2/23/2026

Dear Diary, Ugh, another morning. Or is it afternoon? Who cares, as long as the sun isn’t blasting me in the face like it’s got a personal vendetta. I was perfectly content under my blanket fortress, dreaming of endless treats and zero responsibilities,...