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Today’s entries were heavy. I’ve been thinking about the pets I’ve lost—each one left a mark on my heart, and today that ache feels fresh. Puss n Boots was stolen from my apartment back in 2008. He was an incredible cat—friendly to everyone, always chasing lap time and asking for rubs. He had a way […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #23

Dear Diary, Let it be known: my butt is far too precious to touch concrete. I am not a peasant. I am Reggie the Regal, and I demand a throne. A plush one. Or, in a pinch, a conveniently placed animal. Today, I found the perfect solution: Hiro. She’s soft, warm, and surprisingly compliant when […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #22

Dear Diary, Life is good. I’m getting all the Reggie rubs I deserve, snuggles galore, and the occasional snack when I flash my “I’m the good one” eyes. Honestly, I’ve earned it. Especially after surviving another day with Bellatrix the Menace. Just the other day, I witnessed her dart under Dad’s foot while he was […]

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Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises came when I was alone. LOUD noises. Like a trumpet […]

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Reggie’s Diary – Entry #92: The Royal Hiney Chronicles

Dear Diary, Let’s get one thing straight: my butt is royalty. It does not touch the ground unless the surface meets my very specific standards of softness, plushness, and overall hiney luxury. Outside? Forget it. I sit on Arya. She’s warm, fluffy, and doesn’t complain (much). Inside? I require the finest blankets, cushions, or laps. […]

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Arya’s Diary – October Edition

The Season of Barking and Demons So… we got new collars. Not the cute kind with flowers or bones. Nope. These are training collars. You know why? Because Reggie is a menace. A loud, blanket-burrowing, cat-hating menace. He barks when the humans pet someone else. He barks when the cats sneeze. He barks when the […]

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Reggie Unleashed: Blanket Battles, Butt Bombs, and Feline Feuds

Woof woof, fellow furballs and hooman fans! It’s me, Reggie, your favorite four-legged philosopher, barking out my latest blog post. Yeah, that’s right, I’ve got my own blog now. What, you thought only cats could go viral? Puh-lease. I’m here to spill the kibble on my daily dramas, and let me tell you, living with […]

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Reggie’s Diary

Dear Diary, Victory is mine. Today, I did what no one else dared to do—I busted Bellatrix. Yep. Caught her red-pawed trying to sneak into the forbidden cabinet. I barked. Loud. The masters came running. She hissed. I wagged. They praised me like I was some kind of hero (which, let’s be honest, I am). […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Transformation of the Masters & Operation: Ace Domination” Dear Diary, Something is definitely up. Bellatrix has been extra frisky lately. Like, tail-twitching, wall-scaling, demon-summoning frisky. I swear she’s possessed. Last night, the master screamed—actually screamed—and fell over. The other master rushed in, and then… he crawled to the bed on all fours. I watched […]

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🐾 Willow’s Diary 🐾

“The Bed That Was Mine” Dear Diary, Sometimes, when the chaos of this house swirls around me—Reggie bouncing, Arya snoring, Bellatrix plotting—I close my eyes and drift into a memory. A beautiful, quiet memory. The bed. It was mine. All mine. I picture myself stretched across the soft blankets, the sun warming my fur, and […]

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🐾 Willow’s Diary 🐾

“Queen of Naps and Reggie Surveillance” Dear Diary, I enjoy long naps. Morning naps. Afternoon naps. Pre-dinner naps. Post-dinner naps. Napping is a lifestyle. A calling. A sacred art. Arya gets it. She’s chill. She respects the nap. But this new dog—Reggie? He’s like a caffeinated squirrel in a dog suit. Always watching. Always moving. […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Grill Guardian: Liquid Gold Edition” The master keeps putting stuff in this magical contraption called a Traeger. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I call it The Portal of Deliciousness. The smells? They last all day. I mean, it’s like bacon and brisket had a baby and that baby is singing to […]