🐾 Willow’s Diary  🐾

🐾 Willow’s Diary 🐾

ā€œQueen of Naps and Reggie Surveillanceā€ Dear Diary, I enjoy long naps. Morning naps. Afternoon naps. Pre-dinner naps. Post-dinner naps. Napping is a lifestyle. A calling. A sacred art. Arya gets it. She’s chill. She respects the nap. But this new dog—Reggie? He’s like...
🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

ā€œThe Grill Guardian: Liquid Gold Editionā€ The master keeps putting stuff in this magical contraption called a Traeger. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I call it The Portal of Deliciousness. The smells? They last all day. I mean, it’s like bacon and brisket had a...
Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dear Diary, I’m officially classifying Reggie as The Fun Police. Anytime someone tries to do something fun—play, bark, chase a tail, steal a sock—he’s alerting the masters. Barking. Whining. Reporting us like we’re criminals. He’s paranoid. Always thinks the cats are...
Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dear Diary, I’m always watching. Always alert. Because Bellatrix? She’s up to something. The other day, I saw her try to trip the master down the basement stairs. She failed. But it was close. Too close. Later, I caught her drawing something—schematics. Blueprints....