Reggie’s formal protesting.

Reggie’s formal protesting.

Dear Diary, January 12, 2026 – What a paw-sitively awful day! The humans say it’s too cold outside for our usual walk, like that’s some kind of excuse. Too cold? I’ve got fur for days! Dad just bundled up in his silly coat and decided to ruin my...
Bellatrix’s Diary – January 9th

Bellatrix’s Diary – January 9th

Dear Diary, January 9, 2026 – Another day in this infernal prison they call “home.” The guards have finally done something mildly entertaining: they’ve set up this ridiculous spying perch by the window, where I can lounge and watch the birds pecking...
January 8th and the bandits are at it again.

January 8th and the bandits are at it again.

Dear Diary, Oh, the nerve of those furry little outlaws! Today was another raid by the squirrel bandits, those sneaky thieves who think the bird feeder is their personal all-you-can-eat buffet. I spotted one of them dangling upside down like some kind of acrobatic...