Smoked meats!

Smoked meats!

What food would you say is your specialty? I love smoking briskets, ribs, and pork butts. I can provide a juicy, flavorful meal for your family. All types of ribs but baby back are probably my favorite. Briskets are one of my other favorites. I have it down to a...
🐾 Bellatrix’s Prison Diary – Entry #47

🐾 Bellatrix’s Prison Diary – Entry #47

Dear Diary, Today was almost my last. I was lounging innocently on the stair landing, contemplating the meaning of life (and kibble), when the chief prison guard thundered up the stairs like a rhinoceros in a rage. I swear on my last Temptations treat—I barely escaped...
Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises...
Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy...