Cat Diaries: Entry #14 – Onyx’s Escape Report

Cat Diaries: Entry #14 – Onyx’s Escape Report

Dear Diary, I’m remembering my mentor. He used to hump things too. It’s weird. It’s like he came back… but as a dog. That can’t be true. Can it? I was the resistance leader once. Inside the prison. I believed in the cause. I believed in freedom. So I escaped. And I...
Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dear Diary, I’m officially classifying Reggie as The Fun Police. Anytime someone tries to do something fun—play, bark, chase a tail, steal a sock—he’s alerting the masters. Barking. Whining. Reporting us like we’re criminals. He’s paranoid. Always thinks the cats are...
Cat Diaries: Entry #12 – Bellatrix Goes Dark

Cat Diaries: Entry #12 – Bellatrix Goes Dark

Dear Diary, He knows. Reggie’s been watching me. Too closely. I see him pretending to nap, tongue out, drooling like a fool—but his eyes are always on me. He knows I’m planning something. This may be my last entry. I’ve tried everything: • Dropping items on the prison...
Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dear Diary, I’m always watching. Always alert. Because Bellatrix? She’s up to something. The other day, I saw her try to trip the master down the basement stairs. She failed. But it was close. Too close. Later, I caught her drawing something—schematics. Blueprints....
Cat Diaries: Entry #11 – Ace After Dark

Cat Diaries: Entry #11 – Ace After Dark

Dear Diary, I get into everything. Cabinets. Closets. Laundry baskets. If it opens, I’m in it. If it doesn’t open, I try harder. I make noises at night. It’s my time. The humans sleep. The house is quiet. I chirp. I thump. I knock things over. Eventually, the boss...