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Dear Diary, Today was one of the roughest days I’ve ever had. My brain feels like it’s been through a blender. Ace hit me with so many riddles, I started questioning the meaning of life. I tried to keep up, I really did—but somewhere between “What has hands but can’t clap?” and “What gets wetter […]
Today was glorious. I, Ace the Magnificent, engaged in a battle of wits with Reggie the Brindle Buffoon. The topic? Riddles. The outcome? A landslide victory for yours truly. It started when I asked, “What has hands but can’t clap?” Reggie tilted his head, squinted, and gave me a look like I’d just asked him […]
Halloween was actually scary. Creepy noises, weird shadows, and strangers in bizarre costumes kept popping up. Mom and Dad got to sit by a warm fire, but Willow, and I were stuck outside freezing. Reggie was fine—he had some kind of fancy coat like he’s the king of the backyard. Typical. The only good thing? […]
Today was supposed to be scary. Arya said Halloween was full of terrifying things like doorbells, costumes, and loud kids. I was ready. I even practiced my “puff up and hiss” routine in the mirror. But guess what? Nothing scary happened. Not even a single ghost. What a disappointment. I stayed on the bed most […]
Remember to be kind and humble.
Dear Diary, Today is the big day—and I’m ready. Ready to be loud. Ready to bark. Ready to make sure no one surprises me or anyone else. If a leaf rustles weird, I’m on it. If the wind whistles funny, I’m already halfway through a bark. I’m basically the household’s personal alarm system with fur […]
Dear Diary, Today began as all days should—with me perched regally on the windowsill, watching the world wake up beneath my gaze. Bellatrix tried to steal my spot, but I gave her the look. She backed off. As she should. The humans were bustling again. Matt was muttering something about moon blogs and brisket. I […]
… And Happy Halloween! May your kids get plenty of candy, have a great time trip or treating, and that your stay safe! We are having our traditional bonfire this evening. Kids can warm up by the fire, parents can take a break, and we will have hot apple cider as well!
Today was awesome. Mom and Dad took me shopping! I strutted through the aisles like I owned the place. I picked out two warm sweaters for winter—one even has a hood, so now I look just like Dad when he wears his hoodie. I’m basically his twin, but with better fur. The days are getting […]
Today was another exciting day in Dad’s work world. I perched nearby, as usual, watching him tap away at those magical clicky things. I’m not sure what they do, but when I jump on them, they make all kinds of fun noises—and sometimes Dad makes noises too. I think I’m helping. He hasn’t said otherwise. […]