Reggie’s diary 3/7/2016

Reggie’s diary 3/7/2016

Dear Diary, Today was a dark chapter in my life. I was locked up in the kennel THREE TIMES.THREE.TIMES. Mom and Dad weren’t home, which apparently means Reggie goes to jail. I can now confirm what Bellatrix has been saying all along — this place is a PRISON. Bars....
Arya’s Diary 3/5/2026

Arya’s Diary 3/5/2026

Dear Diary, It’s me, Arya.I am writing this while keeping one eye open because the Haunted Heinie is BACK. I know it is. I was sleeping peacefully this morning—dreaming about snacks I haven’t earned yet—when I heard it.Right behind me.A noise.A suspicious noise.The...
Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Dear Diary, I would like to formally announce that my energy levels are currently set to “unhinged squirrel on espresso.” I have not been on a walk in what feels like an eternity. Possibly years. Possibly since the dawn of time. Hard to say. Time has lost all meaning....