Dear Diary,
Today is the big day—and I’m ready. Ready to be loud. Ready to bark. Ready to make sure no one surprises me or anyone else. If a leaf rustles weird, I’m on it. If the wind whistles funny, I’m already halfway through a bark. I’m basically the household’s personal alarm system with fur and attitude.
Also, I’m still rocking my new hoodie. Black with red writing. It’s sleek, it’s stylish, and it screams “Reggie is the moment.” People keep saying I look good in it, and honestly, I agree. I look like I could walk a runway or chase a squirrel—both with equal flair.
And let’s not forget: I need to be the center of attention. Always. If someone’s talking and it’s not about me, I fix that. If the cats are getting pets, I wedge myself in. If someone’s trying to relax, I make sure they’re admiring me instead. Tricks, tail wags, dramatic sighs—I’ve got a whole routine.
So today, while everyone’s out there doing spooky stuff, I’ll be here making noise, looking fabulous, and making sure the spotlight stays right where it belongs—on me.
Reggie:
Ahem. Attention, everyone. I am now officially the most stylish creature in this house. Behold—my hoodie.
Bellatrix (stretching):
You barked for ten minutes straight just to announce a hoodie?
Ace (from the windowsill):
It’s not even that impressive. I have natural fur patterns that look like designer wear.
Smokey:
Also, you barked at the vacuum again this morning. It wasn’t even on.
Reggie:
It looked suspicious. I had to make sure it knew who’s boss. That’s called vigilance.
Onyx (yawning):
You barked at the toaster yesterday.
Reggie:
It made a weird click. I responded accordingly. You’re welcome.
Hiro (rolling over):
You barked at your own reflection.
Reggie:
That dog was staring at me funny.
Bellatrix:
Reggie, you’re loud. You’re dramatic. You’re exhausting.
Reggie (grinning):
And yet… you’re all talking about me. Mission accomplished.
Ace:
You just want to be the center of attention.
Reggie:
Exactly. And I am. Hoodie and all.
Smokey:
Fine. You win. But if you bark during nap time again, we’re staging a silent protest.
Reggie:
I’ll bark at that too.
Love,
Reggie