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Cat Diaries

🐾 Hiro’s Diary: The Unfit Throne

Dear Diary, Today I claimed the entryway cubby. Yes, that cubby. The one by the front door where humans stomp in like wild beasts, flinging shoes, bags, and chaos in every direction. I sat there because, well, if I fits, I sits. But let me be clear — this space is not rated highly. In […]

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Dog Diaries

🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #22

Dear Diary, Life is good. I’m getting all the Reggie rubs I deserve, snuggles galore, and the occasional snack when I flash my “I’m the good one” eyes. Honestly, I’ve earned it. Especially after surviving another day with Bellatrix the Menace. Just the other day, I witnessed her dart under Dad’s foot while he was […]

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Dog Diaries

Reggie’s Diary

Dear Diary, Victory is mine. Today, I did what no one else dared to do—I busted Bellatrix. Yep. Caught her red-pawed trying to sneak into the forbidden cabinet. I barked. Loud. The masters came running. She hissed. I wagged. They praised me like I was some kind of hero (which, let’s be honest, I am). […]

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Cat Diaries

🐾 Hiro’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾 “Bowling Ball with Legs” – The Tragedy of a Fluffy Hero

Dear Diary, Today was another emotionally exhausting day in the Harvey household. Bellatrix—yes, that Bellatrix—called me fat again. Not “fluffy.” Not “majestic.” Just plain fat. She didn’t even whisper it. She said it loud enough for the humans to hear, and I swear Reggie snorted. I tried to ignore her. I really did. But then […]