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🐾 Bellatrix’s Diary – Entry #47: The Indoors Conspiracy 🐾

Dear Diary, It’s happened. I’ve surrendered. The Great Escape is officially canceled. These humans have mastered the art of door wizardry and window sorcery. I tried everything—meows, stealth, even the ol’ “pretend to be cute and confused” routine. Nothing. They’re onto me. I remain suspicious of the tall ones. They move like caffeinated squirrels—quiet one […]

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Cat Diaries – “The Blanket Conspiracy” — by Bellatrix 🐾

By Bellatrix, Feline Prisoner #001 I’ve been incarcerated in this house for what feels like nine lives. The humans call it “home.” I call it The Facility. Last night, I discovered a potential escape route: beneath the blankets. It’s warm, dark, and quiet—perfect for plotting. I burrowed deep, camouflaged by fluff and dreams of freedom. […]