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“Beauty Queen vs. The Bellatrix Menace” Dear Diary, I am at my wits’ end. Truly. Deeply. Catastrophically. Bellatrix is a domestic terrorist. There, I said it. She’s not just mean—she’s possessed. I’ve seen her eyes glow. I’ve heard her mutter curses. The other day, the humans were talking too loud and she BIT THEIR HEADS. […]
Dear Diary, My human left for college. I noticed. Briefly. Then I stretched out across the blanket, took up maximum space, and decided… I don’t mind. As long as the food bowl gets filled, the water fountain flows, and the blankets stay soft, I’m good. I don’t need drama. I don’t need chaos. I don’t […]
Dear Diary, Once upon a time, this home was a palace. I was adored. Pampered. Worshipped. My fur was brushed daily. My meals were served on time. My human—he—was always near. Then he went to college. And Bellatrix moved in. Now? It’s a torture chamber. Bellatrix is chaos incarnate. She knocks things over, climbs everything, […]