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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Transformation of the Masters & Operation: Ace Domination” Dear Diary, Something is definitely up. Bellatrix has been extra frisky lately. Like, tail-twitching, wall-scaling, demon-summoning frisky. I swear she’s possessed. Last night, the master screamed—actually screamed—and fell over. The other master rushed in, and then… he crawled to the bed on all fours. I watched […]

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Dog Diaries: Entry #11 – Reggie’s Rants & Rambles

Dear Diary, This morning? Betrayal. My human put me outside too early. The grass was wet. The air was suspicious. I barked. I protested. No one cared. Then he left. Again. Kennel time. I don’t care how cozy it is—I’m not a fan. I deserve a throne, not a crate. But there’s one perk: whenever […]