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🐾 Smokey’s Diary – November 4, 2025 🐾

Dear Diary, Dad still hasn’t filled the bird feeders. Again. The backyard is a barren wasteland of empty hooks and broken promises. Bellatrix, ever the drama queen, filed a formal complaint with the Department of Feline Affairs. She even used her angry tail swish signature. Very official. Meanwhile, one rogue bird has taken it upon […]

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🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

“Shoes, Sleep, and Secret Missions” Dear Diary, I don’t get it. Bellatrix keeps calling this place a prison. A prison?! Are you kidding me? This is the greatest place on Earth. The moment I arrived, I saw it: my master’s shoe. It was glorious. The scent? Aged leather, hints of adventure, and just a whisper […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾 “Bowling Ball with Legs” – The Tragedy of a Fluffy Hero

Dear Diary, Today was another emotionally exhausting day in the Harvey household. Bellatrix—yes, that Bellatrix—called me fat again. Not “fluffy.” Not “majestic.” Just plain fat. She didn’t even whisper it. She said it loud enough for the humans to hear, and I swear Reggie snorted. I tried to ignore her. I really did. But then […]