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Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy tickets to this gun show?” I mean, come […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary: “Fluffy Bowling Ball With Legs” — The Struggle Is Real

Dear Diary, It’s me, Hiro. You know, the original queen of this household before the new cats showed up and turned my life into a reality show I never auditioned for. Let’s talk about the harassment. Every day, I’m subjected to relentless commentary from the peanut gallery. Bellatrix struts around like she’s on a runway, […]