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🐾 Bellatrix’s Diary – Entry #47: The Indoors Conspiracy 🐾

Dear Diary, It’s happened. I’ve surrendered. The Great Escape is officially canceled. These humans have mastered the art of door wizardry and window sorcery. I tried everything—meows, stealth, even the ol’ “pretend to be cute and confused” routine. Nothing. They’re onto me. I remain suspicious of the tall ones. They move like caffeinated squirrels—quiet one […]

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🐾 Smokey’s Diary – November 3rd

Dear Diary, Today began with the usual comforts: soft blankets, Ace’s fluffy snuggles, and the quiet hum of morning. I curled up in my favorite spot, basking in the warmth of our shared nap nest. But then… the betrayal. Dad slept in. An hour longer. I waited patiently, giving him the benefit of the doubt. […]

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🐾 Smokey’s Diary – “The Clicky Bird Portal”

Today was another exciting day in Dad’s work world. I perched nearby, as usual, watching him tap away at those magical clicky things. I’m not sure what they do, but when I jump on them, they make all kinds of fun noises—and sometimes Dad makes noises too. I think I’m helping. He hasn’t said otherwise. […]

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🐾 Bellatrix’s Prison Diary – Entry #47

Dear Diary, Today was almost my last. I was lounging innocently on the stair landing, contemplating the meaning of life (and kibble), when the chief prison guard thundered up the stairs like a rhinoceros in a rage. I swear on my last Temptations treat—I barely escaped with my tail intact. One more inch and I’d […]

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Cat Diaries – “The Blanket Conspiracy” — by Bellatrix 🐾

By Bellatrix, Feline Prisoner #001 I’ve been incarcerated in this house for what feels like nine lives. The humans call it “home.” I call it The Facility. Last night, I discovered a potential escape route: beneath the blankets. It’s warm, dark, and quiet—perfect for plotting. I burrowed deep, camouflaged by fluff and dreams of freedom. […]