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🐾 Bellatrix’s Diary – Entry #47: The Indoors Conspiracy 🐾

Dear Diary, It’s happened. I’ve surrendered. The Great Escape is officially canceled. These humans have mastered the art of door wizardry and window sorcery. I tried everything—meows, stealth, even the ol’ “pretend to be cute and confused” routine. Nothing. They’re onto me. I remain suspicious of the tall ones. They move like caffeinated squirrels—quiet one […]

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Onyx’s Diary – October 31th

Dear Diary, Today began as all days should—with me perched regally on the windowsill, watching the world wake up beneath my gaze. Bellatrix tried to steal my spot, but I gave her the look. She backed off. As she should. The humans were bustling again. Matt was muttering something about moon blogs and brisket. I […]