One Toad Photography
Dear Diary, I’m officially classifying Reggie as The Fun Police. Anytime someone tries to do something fun—play, bark, chase a tail, steal a sock—he’s alerting the masters. Barking. Whining. Reporting us like we’re criminals. He’s paranoid. Always thinks the cats are after him. Always watching. Always tattling. And worst of all? Whenever the masters give […]
Dear Diary, I’m always watching. Always alert. Because Bellatrix? She’s up to something. The other day, I saw her try to trip the master down the basement stairs. She failed. But it was close. Too close. Later, I caught her drawing something—schematics. Blueprints. Arrows. Red marks. Green marks. Even blue marks. She’s planning something. I […]
Dear Diary, I don’t know what’s coming out of Reggie, but it’s offensive. My nose is a precision instrument, and he’s treating it like a gas chamber. The kennel? A nightmare. He farts. Constantly. And somehow, Mom thinks it’s me. I’m being framed by a tongue-flopping embarrassment who can’t keep his digestive system in check. […]
Dear Diary, This morning? Betrayal. My human put me outside too early. The grass was wet. The air was suspicious. I barked. I protested. No one cared. Then he left. Again. Kennel time. I don’t care how cozy it is—I’m not a fan. I deserve a throne, not a crate. But there’s one perk: whenever […]
Dear Diary, I exist. I observe. I do not engage. The cats? They’re always complaining. About food. About Reggie. About gravity. I don’t get it. Life is simple—nap, snack, patrol, repeat. But these furballs act like the world owes them a drama award. And the noise. The constant meowing, knocking things over, and dramatic flopping. […]
I’ve been here the longest. I’ve seen things. I’ve chewed things. I’ve buried things. And I’ve tolerated a lot. But this? This Reggie humping Ace situation? Absolutely disgusting. I don’t care if it’s dominance, confusion, or some weird dog ritual. It’s beneath the dignity of this household. I bark. I growl. I give him the […]
By Matt Harvey | One Toad Photography Featured Image: Willow, the Boxer Mix Dogs. They’re more than just pets—they’re family, companions, protectors, and sometimes, the best comedians in the house. At One Toad Photography, we’ve captured wildlife from the savannas of Kenya to the skies above Iowa, but there’s something uniquely heartwarming about photographing our […]