Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dog Diaries: Entry #14 – Willow vs. The Fun Police

Dear Diary, I’m officially classifying Reggie as The Fun Police. Anytime someone tries to do something fun—play, bark, chase a tail, steal a sock—he’s alerting the masters. Barking. Whining. Reporting us like we’re criminals. He’s paranoid. Always thinks the cats are...
Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dog Diaries: Entry #13 – Reggie the Watchdog

Dear Diary, I’m always watching. Always alert. Because Bellatrix? She’s up to something. The other day, I saw her try to trip the master down the basement stairs. She failed. But it was close. Too close. Later, I caught her drawing something—schematics. Blueprints....
Dog Diaries: Entry #12 – Arya’s Nose Knows

Dog Diaries: Entry #12 – Arya’s Nose Knows

Dear Diary, I don’t know what’s coming out of Reggie, but it’s offensive. My nose is a precision instrument, and he’s treating it like a gas chamber. The kennel? A nightmare. He farts. Constantly. And somehow, Mom thinks it’s me. I’m being framed by a tongue-flopping...