Pipsqueak’s diary 2/18/26

Pipsqueak’s diary 2/18/26

Dear Diary, February 20, 2026 Another day of supreme comfort in that enormous dog bed, all mine while those lumbering canines were out. Arya, Willow, and Reggie left it blissfully empty, and I claimed every inch like the sovereign feline I am. It’s my oversized...
Inmate Pipsqueak- The newest arrival.

Inmate Pipsqueak- The newest arrival.

Dear Diary, Oh, the indignities of this so-called “prison block.” They call it a house, but let’s be real—it’s a fortress of fluff and felony, with us cats plotting our next coup and those lumbering dog inmates barking up the wrong tree....
Arya’s diary 1/18/26

Arya’s diary 1/18/26

Dear Diary, It’s me, Arya. Let me tell you something about my humans. First of all, last night they had all these people over, and Mom and Dad wouldn’t even let us out to join them. Apparently they were “celebrating” because our two older kids are going back to...
Reggie’s Revenge

Reggie’s Revenge

Dear Diary, January 5, 2026. Another day in the life of Reggie, the world’s most mistreated mutt. Can you believe Dad got that stupid Super Soaker for Christmas? I thought it was a toy for me at first—maybe something to chase or chew on. Nope. Turns out...