One Toad Photography
The leaves are crunchy, the air is chilly, and my hiney? Still sensitive. I don’t understand why Mom and Dad get so upset when I sit on things. Outside, the concrete is freezing, so I sit on Arya. She’s warm and squishy. Inside, I seek out the softest, coziest spot in the house: Mom’s pillow. […]
Shot settings: Shot with a Canon EOS R3 RF100-500mm @ 300mm ISO 100 f8 1/500s
Dear Diary, It’s me, Ace — professional mischief-maker and nighttime fetch champion. Last night was a blast. Dad thought he could sleep through the night… ha! I gave him a few polite meows, but he didn’t budge. So I did what any respectable cat would do — I made biscuits on his face until he […]
These are the shot settings for this image: Canon EOS R3 RF100-500mm @ 472mm ISO 4000 f7.1 1/500s
Dear Diary, Let it be known: my butt is far too precious to touch concrete. I am not a peasant. I am Reggie the Regal, and I demand a throne. A plush one. Or, in a pinch, a conveniently placed animal. Today, I found the perfect solution: Hiro. She’s soft, warm, and surprisingly compliant when […]
Dear Diary, Today was almost my last. I was lounging innocently on the stair landing, contemplating the meaning of life (and kibble), when the chief prison guard thundered up the stairs like a rhinoceros in a rage. I swear on my last Temptations treat—I barely escaped with my tail intact. One more inch and I’d […]
Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises came when I was alone. LOUD noises. Like a trumpet […]
Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that everyone in this house is talking about how I “stink.” The betrayal. The audacity. The lack of foot rubs. I am a dignified elder, a former star of Hairy Kitten and the Chamber of Catnaps, and I demand respect—not rude commentary about my scent profile. Yes, […]
Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy tickets to this gun show?” I mean, come […]
The Season of Barking and Demons So… we got new collars. Not the cute kind with flowers or bones. Nope. These are training collars. You know why? Because Reggie is a menace. A loud, blanket-burrowing, cat-hating menace. He barks when the humans pet someone else. He barks when the cats sneeze. He barks when the […]
Dear Diary, It’s me, Hiro. You know, the original queen of this household before the new cats showed up and turned my life into a reality show I never auditioned for. Let’s talk about the harassment. Every day, I’m subjected to relentless commentary from the peanut gallery. Bellatrix struts around like she’s on a runway, […]
📸 Featured Images: Captured while scuba diving, this collection showcases hauntingly beautiful underwater scenes—sunken ships, a submerged plane, a forgotten submarine, a mail car, a school bus, and a chilling underwater forest where trees stand frozen in time. There’s a world beneath the surface that few get to see—a realm of mystery, history, and eerie […]