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Hiro’s Diary – Entry #203: The Scandal of the Scent

Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that everyone in this house is talking about how I “stink.” The betrayal. The audacity. The lack of foot rubs. I am a dignified elder, a former star of Hairy Kitten and the Chamber of Catnaps, and I demand respect—not rude commentary about my scent profile. Yes, […]

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Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy tickets to this gun show?” I mean, come […]