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🐾 Ace’s Escape: Feathers, Fences, and Furry Frenemies

Meowdy, peasants. It’s me—Ace, the sleek, sophisticated, and clearly underappreciated mastermind of this madhouse. While Reggie’s out here farting under blankets and hogging the spotlight like he’s the star of a low-budget sitcom, I’m living a life of stealth, survival, and strategic snuggles. Let’s talk about Reggie’s assault attempt. I was minding my own business, […]

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🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

“Shoes, Sleep, and Secret Missions” Dear Diary, I don’t get it. Bellatrix keeps calling this place a prison. A prison?! Are you kidding me? This is the greatest place on Earth. The moment I arrived, I saw it: my master’s shoe. It was glorious. The scent? Aged leather, hints of adventure, and just a whisper […]