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Dear Diary, I’m officially classifying Reggie as The Fun Police. Anytime someone tries to do something fun—play, bark, chase a tail, steal a sock—he’s alerting the masters. Barking. Whining. Reporting us like we’re criminals. He’s paranoid. Always thinks the cats are after him. Always watching. Always tattling. And worst of all? Whenever the masters give […]
Dear Diary, My human left for college. I noticed. Briefly. Then I stretched out across the blanket, took up maximum space, and decided… I don’t mind. As long as the food bowl gets filled, the water fountain flows, and the blankets stay soft, I’m good. I don’t need drama. I don’t need chaos. I don’t […]
Dear Diary, Once upon a time, this home was a palace. I was adored. Pampered. Worshipped. My fur was brushed daily. My meals were served on time. My human—he—was always near. Then he went to college. And Bellatrix moved in. Now? It’s a torture chamber. Bellatrix is chaos incarnate. She knocks things over, climbs everything, […]
I’ve been here the longest. I’ve seen things. I’ve chewed things. I’ve buried things. And I’ve tolerated a lot. But this? This Reggie humping Ace situation? Absolutely disgusting. I don’t care if it’s dominance, confusion, or some weird dog ritual. It’s beneath the dignity of this household. I bark. I growl. I give him the […]
They brought in a new one. Small. Blue-eyed. Soft fur like a marshmallow rolled in mischief. Don’t let the innocent face fool you—this one’s got claws and chaos in equal measure. He’s been here five minutes and already: • Knocked over a plant. • Climbed the curtains. • Tried to eat a USB cable. • […]