Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Reggie’s Disappointed diary. 3/4/26

Dear Diary, I would like to formally announce that my energy levels are currently set to ā€œunhinged squirrel on espresso.ā€ I have not been on a walk in what feels like an eternity. Possibly years. Possibly since the dawn of time. Hard to say. Time has lost all meaning....
Nile Crocodiles in the Maasai Mara

Nile Crocodiles in the Maasai Mara

I was told the one in front was 13’ and the one behind was 21’ The Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya is home to one of the most iconic populations of Nile crocodiles (Crocodylus niloticus), Africa’s largest reptile and a formidable apex predator. These...
Reggie’s Diary 3/1/2026

Reggie’s Diary 3/1/2026

Dear Diary, I would like to officially go on record and state, for the millionth time, THAT WAS NOT MY FART.Everyone looked at me. Everyone.But I swear on my favorite blanket burrito—it was Arya. She did it. Silent. Deadly. Walked away like an angel. I’m the victim of...