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Onyx’s Diary – October 31th

Dear Diary, Today began as all days should—with me perched regally on the windowsill, watching the world wake up beneath my gaze. Bellatrix tried to steal my spot, but I gave her the look. She backed off. As she should. The humans were bustling again. Matt was muttering something about moon blogs and brisket. I […]

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🐾 Ace’s Escape: Feathers, Fences, and Furry Frenemies

Meowdy, peasants. It’s me—Ace, the sleek, sophisticated, and clearly underappreciated mastermind of this madhouse. While Reggie’s out here farting under blankets and hogging the spotlight like he’s the star of a low-budget sitcom, I’m living a life of stealth, survival, and strategic snuggles. Let’s talk about Reggie’s assault attempt. I was minding my own business, […]

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Cat Diaries – “The Blanket Conspiracy” — by Bellatrix 🐾

By Bellatrix, Feline Prisoner #001 I’ve been incarcerated in this house for what feels like nine lives. The humans call it “home.” I call it The Facility. Last night, I discovered a potential escape route: beneath the blankets. It’s warm, dark, and quiet—perfect for plotting. I burrowed deep, camouflaged by fluff and dreams of freedom. […]