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Cat Diaries

Smokey’s Diary

Dear Diary, Another glorious day of lounging. The sunbeam hit the couch just right this morning, so I claimed it before Ace could even think about it. I spent a solid hour watching the fish swim in lazy circles. They’re not very bright, but they’re mesmerizing. I think they know I’m watching. I think they […]

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Dog Diaries

🐾 Dog Diaries: Day 1 — “The Cold Conspiracy”

By Reggie, Professional Blanket Lump I don’t know what the cats are always complaining about. This place is great. Warm blankets. Snacks. Humans who don’t move nearly enough when I’m trying to nap on top of them. But every morning, the humans say, “Reggie, wanna go outside?” Outside? OUTSIDE?! It’s cold. The grass is wet. […]