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Arya’s Diary – November Shadows

Dear Diary, Halloween is over, but the creepy hasn’t left. It’s darker now. Colder. The wind howls like it knows something I don’t. The leaves are gone, and the shadows are longer. I swear the house makes new noises every night. Mom and Dad are obsessed with the magic screen again. They call it Stranger […]

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🐾 Smokey’s Diary – November 3rd

Dear Diary, Today began with the usual comforts: soft blankets, Ace’s fluffy snuggles, and the quiet hum of morning. I curled up in my favorite spot, basking in the warmth of our shared nap nest. But then… the betrayal. Dad slept in. An hour longer. I waited patiently, giving him the benefit of the doubt. […]

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Arya’s Diary – November 1st

Halloween was actually scary. Creepy noises, weird shadows, and strangers in bizarre costumes kept popping up. Mom and Dad got to sit by a warm fire, but Willow, and I were stuck outside freezing. Reggie was fine—he had some kind of fancy coat like he’s the king of the backyard. Typical. The only good thing? […]

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Smokey’s Diary – November 1st

Today was supposed to be scary. Arya said Halloween was full of terrifying things like doorbells, costumes, and loud kids. I was ready. I even practiced my “puff up and hiss” routine in the mirror. But guess what? Nothing scary happened. Not even a single ghost. What a disappointment. I stayed on the bed most […]

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Cat Diaries

🐾 Hiro’s Diary: The Unfit Throne

Dear Diary, Today I claimed the entryway cubby. Yes, that cubby. The one by the front door where humans stomp in like wild beasts, flinging shoes, bags, and chaos in every direction. I sat there because, well, if I fits, I sits. But let me be clear — this space is not rated highly. In […]

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🐾 Arya’s Diary – Stranger hineys!

Okay, so… the haunted hiney? Silenced. Was it the ghost of Chipmunk past? Maybe. I vaguely remember eating one. Or maybe it was just a dream? A good dream. The kind that makes your tail twitch in your sleep. But let’s be real—this time of year? Not many good dreams. It’s spooky, it’s dark, it’s […]

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Cat Diaries

🐾 Smokey’s Diary – Stranger Snugs

Okay, so my mom is watching Stranger Things—one episode a day. She says it’s so she’ll be caught up when the new season drops. Honestly? Legendary level genius, I say. I don’t know where she disappears to sometimes, but when she’s home? It’s awesome. I get extra snugs, bonus rubs, and prime cat tree lounging […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – The blanket crisis

I’m not saying there’s a problem… But there’s a problem. There are not enough blankets in this bed. I’ve checked. Twice. I even burrowed. Still cold. What are my humans thinking? This is Wisconsin. It’s practically the Arctic in here. Thankfully, Mom gets it. She turned the heat on the other day. I saw it. […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary – “If I Fits, I Sits”

Today was a revelation. I, Hiro the Elegant, the Regal, the Supreme, have discovered a throne most unexpected: the mop bucket. At first glance, “this thing” appeared mundane. A peasant’s tool. But upon further inspection—and a daring leap—I nestled in. And lo! It hugs my majesty’s figure just right. The curve of the plastic, the […]

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Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises came when I was alone. LOUD noises. Like a trumpet […]

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Hiro’s Diary – Entry #203: The Scandal of the Scent

Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that everyone in this house is talking about how I “stink.” The betrayal. The audacity. The lack of foot rubs. I am a dignified elder, a former star of Hairy Kitten and the Chamber of Catnaps, and I demand respect—not rude commentary about my scent profile. Yes, […]

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Reggie’s Diary – Entry #92: The Royal Hiney Chronicles

Dear Diary, Let’s get one thing straight: my butt is royalty. It does not touch the ground unless the surface meets my very specific standards of softness, plushness, and overall hiney luxury. Outside? Forget it. I sit on Arya. She’s warm, fluffy, and doesn’t complain (much). Inside? I require the finest blankets, cushions, or laps. […]