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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Transformation of the Masters & Operation: Ace Domination” Dear Diary, Something is definitely up. Bellatrix has been extra frisky lately. Like, tail-twitching, wall-scaling, demon-summoning frisky. I swear she’s possessed. Last night, the master screamed—actually screamed—and fell over. The other master rushed in, and then… he crawled to the bed on all fours. I watched […]

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🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

“From Palm to Paradise” Dear Diary, Sometimes I daydream about the days when I could fit in the palm of my master’s hand. I was tiny. I was adored. I got all the attention. Reggie wasn’t bouncing around like a maniac yet, and Bellatrix hadn’t started her reign of terror. It was a madhouse back […]

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🐾 Willow’s Diary 🐾

“The Bed That Was Mine” Dear Diary, Sometimes, when the chaos of this house swirls around me—Reggie bouncing, Arya snoring, Bellatrix plotting—I close my eyes and drift into a memory. A beautiful, quiet memory. The bed. It was mine. All mine. I picture myself stretched across the soft blankets, the sun warming my fur, and […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary 🐾

“Beauty Queen vs. The Bellatrix Menace” Dear Diary, I am at my wits’ end. Truly. Deeply. Catastrophically. Bellatrix is a domestic terrorist. There, I said it. She’s not just mean—she’s possessed. I’ve seen her eyes glow. I’ve heard her mutter curses. The other day, the humans were talking too loud and she BIT THEIR HEADS. […]

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🐾 Smokey’s Diary 🐾

“Bellatrix the Banshee & The Weekend of Snuggles” Dear Diary, I still don’t understand Bellatrix. She’s always grumpy. Always scheming. The other day, the humans were talking a little loud—nothing wild—and she just bit their heads. One by one. No warning. Just chomp. Like she was handing out discipline with her teeth. She’s crazy. She’s […]

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🐾 Willow’s Diary 🐾

“Queen of Naps and Reggie Surveillance” Dear Diary, I enjoy long naps. Morning naps. Afternoon naps. Pre-dinner naps. Post-dinner naps. Napping is a lifestyle. A calling. A sacred art. Arya gets it. She’s chill. She respects the nap. But this new dog—Reggie? He’s like a caffeinated squirrel in a dog suit. Always watching. Always moving. […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Grill Guardian: Liquid Gold Edition” The master keeps putting stuff in this magical contraption called a Traeger. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I call it The Portal of Deliciousness. The smells? They last all day. I mean, it’s like bacon and brisket had a baby and that baby is singing to […]

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🐾 Ace’s Diary 🐾

“Shoes, Sleep, and Secret Missions” Dear Diary, I don’t get it. Bellatrix keeps calling this place a prison. A prison?! Are you kidding me? This is the greatest place on Earth. The moment I arrived, I saw it: my master’s shoe. It was glorious. The scent? Aged leather, hints of adventure, and just a whisper […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾

“The Magical Leg Sauce” Dear Diary, Something incredible happened today. I was lounging upside down, as one does when one is a majestic beast of comfort, when my human walked by smelling like a spa exploded on his legs. I sniffed. I licked. And then… BOOM. I was in a happy place. Like, tail-wagging, cloud-floating, […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾 “Bowling Ball with Legs” – The Tragedy of a Fluffy Hero

Dear Diary, Today was another emotionally exhausting day in the Harvey household. Bellatrix—yes, that Bellatrix—called me fat again. Not “fluffy.” Not “majestic.” Just plain fat. She didn’t even whisper it. She said it loud enough for the humans to hear, and I swear Reggie snorted. I tried to ignore her. I really did. But then […]