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🐾 Dog Diaries: Day 1 — “The Cold Conspiracy”

By Reggie, Professional Blanket Lump I don’t know what the cats are always complaining about. This place is great. Warm blankets. Snacks. Humans who don’t move nearly enough when I’m trying to nap on top of them. But every morning, the humans say, “Reggie, wanna go outside?” Outside? OUTSIDE?! It’s cold. The grass is wet. […]

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Cat Diaries

Cat Diaries – “The Blanket Conspiracy” — by Bellatrix 🐾

By Bellatrix, Feline Prisoner #001 I’ve been incarcerated in this house for what feels like nine lives. The humans call it “home.” I call it The Facility. Last night, I discovered a potential escape route: beneath the blankets. It’s warm, dark, and quiet—perfect for plotting. I burrowed deep, camouflaged by fluff and dreams of freedom. […]