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Shot settings: Shot with a Canon EOS R3 RF100-500mm @ 300mm ISO 100 f8 1/500s

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Cat Diaries

🐾 Ace’s Diary – October

Dear Diary, It’s me, Ace — professional mischief-maker and nighttime fetch champion. Last night was a blast. Dad thought he could sleep through the night… ha! I gave him a few polite meows, but he didn’t budge. So I did what any respectable cat would do — I made biscuits on his face until he […]

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These are the shot settings for this image: Canon EOS R3 RF100-500mm @ 472mm ISO 4000 f7.1 1/500s

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Dog Diaries

🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #23

Dear Diary, Let it be known: my butt is far too precious to touch concrete. I am not a peasant. I am Reggie the Regal, and I demand a throne. A plush one. Or, in a pinch, a conveniently placed animal. Today, I found the perfect solution: Hiro. She’s soft, warm, and surprisingly compliant when […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #22

Dear Diary, Life is good. I’m getting all the Reggie rubs I deserve, snuggles galore, and the occasional snack when I flash my “I’m the good one” eyes. Honestly, I’ve earned it. Especially after surviving another day with Bellatrix the Menace. Just the other day, I witnessed her dart under Dad’s foot while he was […]

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Arya’s Diary – Entry #13: The Haunted Hiney

Dear Diary, Something very strange is happening. Mysterious noises keep coming out of my butt. I’m not proud. I’m not even sure it’s me. At first, I blamed Hiro—she’s been smelling like expired tuna lately and everyone’s been talking about it. But then… the noises came when I was alone. LOUD noises. Like a trumpet […]

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Hiro’s Diary – Entry #203: The Scandal of the Scent

Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that everyone in this house is talking about how I “stink.” The betrayal. The audacity. The lack of foot rubs. I am a dignified elder, a former star of Hairy Kitten and the Chamber of Catnaps, and I demand respect—not rude commentary about my scent profile. Yes, […]

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Reggie’s Diary – Entry #92: The Royal Hiney Chronicles

Dear Diary, Let’s get one thing straight: my butt is royalty. It does not touch the ground unless the surface meets my very specific standards of softness, plushness, and overall hiney luxury. Outside? Forget it. I sit on Arya. She’s warm, fluffy, and doesn’t complain (much). Inside? I require the finest blankets, cushions, or laps. […]

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Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy tickets to this gun show?” I mean, come […]

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Dog Diaries

Arya’s Diary – October Edition

The Season of Barking and Demons So… we got new collars. Not the cute kind with flowers or bones. Nope. These are training collars. You know why? Because Reggie is a menace. A loud, blanket-burrowing, cat-hating menace. He barks when the humans pet someone else. He barks when the cats sneeze. He barks when the […]

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🐾 Ace’s Escape: Feathers, Fences, and Furry Frenemies

Meowdy, peasants. It’s me—Ace, the sleek, sophisticated, and clearly underappreciated mastermind of this madhouse. While Reggie’s out here farting under blankets and hogging the spotlight like he’s the star of a low-budget sitcom, I’m living a life of stealth, survival, and strategic snuggles. Let’s talk about Reggie’s assault attempt. I was minding my own business, […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary: “Fluffy Bowling Ball With Legs” — The Struggle Is Real

Dear Diary, It’s me, Hiro. You know, the original queen of this household before the new cats showed up and turned my life into a reality show I never auditioned for. Let’s talk about the harassment. Every day, I’m subjected to relentless commentary from the peanut gallery. Bellatrix struts around like she’s on a runway, […]