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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Transformation of the Masters & Operation: Ace Domination” Dear Diary, Something is definitely up. Bellatrix has been extra frisky lately. Like, tail-twitching, wall-scaling, demon-summoning frisky. I swear she’s possessed. Last night, the master screamed—actually screamed—and fell over. The other master rushed in, and then… he crawled to the bed on all fours. I watched […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary 🐾

“The Grill Guardian: Liquid Gold Edition” The master keeps putting stuff in this magical contraption called a Traeger. I don’t know what it is exactly, but I call it The Portal of Deliciousness. The smells? They last all day. I mean, it’s like bacon and brisket had a baby and that baby is singing to […]

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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾

“The Magical Leg Sauce” Dear Diary, Something incredible happened today. I was lounging upside down, as one does when one is a majestic beast of comfort, when my human walked by smelling like a spa exploded on his legs. I sniffed. I licked. And then… BOOM. I was in a happy place. Like, tail-wagging, cloud-floating, […]