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🐾 Reggie’s Diary – Entry #23

Dear Diary, Let it be known: my butt is far too precious to touch concrete. I am not a peasant. I am Reggie the Regal, and I demand a throne. A plush one. Or, in a pinch, a conveniently placed animal. Today, I found the perfect solution: Hiro. She’s soft, warm, and surprisingly compliant when […]

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Reggie’s Diary – Entry #92: The Royal Hiney Chronicles

Dear Diary, Let’s get one thing straight: my butt is royalty. It does not touch the ground unless the surface meets my very specific standards of softness, plushness, and overall hiney luxury. Outside? Forget it. I sit on Arya. She’s warm, fluffy, and doesn’t complain (much). Inside? I require the finest blankets, cushions, or laps. […]

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Reggie Unleashed: Blanket Battles, Butt Bombs, and Feline Feuds

Woof woof, fellow furballs and hooman fans! It’s me, Reggie, your favorite four-legged philosopher, barking out my latest blog post. Yeah, that’s right, I’ve got my own blog now. What, you thought only cats could go viral? Puh-lease. I’m here to spill the kibble on my daily dramas, and let me tell you, living with […]