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Ace’s Diary – Entry #47: The Gun Show Incident

Dear Diary, Today I unveiled The Guns. Not actual weapons, of course—just my glorious, rippling biceps. Okay, fine, they’re legs. But they look like biceps when I stretch them out dramatically across a lap. I struck my most heroic pose and asked the room, “Did you buy tickets to this gun show?” I mean, come […]

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🐾 Hiro’s Diary – October 4th, 2025 🐾 “Bowling Ball with Legs” – The Tragedy of a Fluffy Hero

Dear Diary, Today was another emotionally exhausting day in the Harvey household. Bellatrix—yes, that Bellatrix—called me fat again. Not “fluffy.” Not “majestic.” Just plain fat. She didn’t even whisper it. She said it loud enough for the humans to hear, and I swear Reggie snorted. I tried to ignore her. I really did. But then […]