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Hiro’s Diary – Entry #203: The Scandal of the Scent

Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that everyone in this house is talking about how I “stink.” The betrayal. The audacity. The lack of foot rubs. I am a dignified elder, a former star of Hairy Kitten and the Chamber of Catnaps, and I demand respect—not rude commentary about my scent profile. Yes, […]

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“Beauty Queen vs. The Bellatrix Menace” Dear Diary, I am at my wits’ end. Truly. Deeply. Catastrophically. Bellatrix is a domestic terrorist. There, I said it. She’s not just mean—she’s possessed. I’ve seen her eyes glow. I’ve heard her mutter curses. The other day, the humans were talking too loud and she BIT THEIR HEADS. […]